P505 CEEFAX 1 505 Fri 10 Jan 19:40/47   1/2               Do you know a joke to leave Otis the Aardvark and his CBBC Text gang crying with laughter? Send in your rib-tickling funnies and many of the best (and the worst!) will appear here evjty day. Write to: Sub Zero Jokes, Cjefax, Room 7013, BBC TV Cjntri, London  W12 7RJ or fax 0181-225 6737.   Please remjmbjr to include  your name, age and address.   —————————————————————————————  CBBC Text 500 Sub Zero 501 What's On TV 600 Newsround 510 Backchat Reboot Showtime Main Menu
P505 CEEFAX 1 505 Fri 10 Jan 19:41/27   2/2               Prius REVEAL for ANSWER! How do you get a pat on the head? Sit under a cow From: Conor MacLjay,5,Ross Shire What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You'ri too young to smoke From:David Robinson,13,Cumbria Why did the one-handed man cross  the road? To go to the   second-hand shop  From: Jujl Miah,14, London   —————————————————————————————  CBBC Text 500 Sub Zero 501 What's On TV 600 Newsround 510 Backchat Reboot Showtime Main Menu