P505 CEEFAX 1 505 Wed 05 Feb 01:09/13   1/2               Do you know a joke to leave Otis the Aardvark and his CBBC Text gang crying with laughter? Send in your rib-tickling funnies and many of the best (and the worst!) will appear here evjty day. Write to: Sub Zero Jokes, Cjefax, Room 7013, BBC TV Centre, London  W12 7RJ or fax 0181-225 6737.   Please remember to include  your name, age and address.   —————————————————————————————  CBBC Text 500 Sub Zero 501 What's On TV 600 Newsround 510 Backchat Reboot Showtime Main Menu
P505 CEEFAX 1 505 Wed 05 Feb 01:04/21   2/2               Prius REVEAL for ANSWER! Did you hear the one about the dinner lady who got an electric shock? She stood on a bun and a currant shot up her leg! What was the man with the scalp problem called? Dan Druff! From: Kevin Young, 13, Dorking Why did the beetroot blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!     From: Jjmma Horsley, 10 >>   —————————————————————————————  CBBC Text 500 Sub Zero 501 What's On TV 600 Newsround 510 Backchat Reboot Showtime Main Menu