P552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sun 24 Aug 01:4)/49    FILMS on   general   release PORTRAITS CHINOIS (15) Helena Bon 1/4 Carter positively shines as a Paris fashion designjt longing to design hit studio's new collection. PRIVATE PARTS (18) Charting the rise of NY DJ Howard Stern from insecure small- town geek to syndicated loudmouth, this is a weird, offensive and frequently funny adaptation of his autobiography. THE QUEST (15) Jean-Claude Van Dammj packs in elephant treks, fabled lost cities, Roger Moore's hammy buccaneer and an incredibly cheesy script for his directorial debut. Film 97 542 Biz 566 TV Choice 593 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main Menu
P552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sun 24 Aug 01:45/11    FILMS on   general   release REMEMBER ME? (PG) Weak, short sub 2/4 farce in which Robert Lindsay crashes into old flame Imelda Staunton, who is living in domestic bliss with Rig Mazall and two teenage kids. ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (12) Lisa Kudrow continues the disappointing trail of Friends trying to make and impact on the big screen with this daft and dippy comedy. ROSEANNA'S GRAVE (12) Mercedes Rujhl wants to bj buried in hit Italian village churchyard, but only three plots are vacant. Husband Jean Reno tries hard to keep everyone healthy. Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main Menu
P552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sun 24 Aug 01:44/01    FILMS on   general   release RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (18) Jackie C 3/4 sticks his boot in the villains' ears as hj takes revenge when his family's grocery store is terrorised by a vicious motorcycle gang and the Mob. SPEED 2 (PG) Sandra Bullock returns and does her best on a Caribbean cruise linjt seized bz Willim Dafoe's out-to- sea villain, but there's no spark between hit and a wooden Jason Pattic. SWINGERS (15) Hip, witty and huge on self-deprecating laughs, Jon Favreau's LA dating tale deserves to bj the sleeper smash hit of the summer. Backchat 506 Biz 566 TV Choice 593 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main Menu
P552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sun 24 Aug 01:44/27    FILMS on  general   release THINNER (18) Portly lawyer Robert 4/4 BurKe accidently mows down an old gypsy woman and is cursed by hit father to shed weight until hj wastes away. Based on a Stephen King novella. UNFORGETTABLE (15) Ray Liotta mixes njurobiologist Linda Fiorentina's memory-transference serum with his dead wife's brain fluid in a bid to relive has last moments and fingjt her killer. WARRIORS OF VIRTUE (PG) Schoolboy Mario Yedidia spins into a mystical world to help five kangaroo warriors. Full of bizarre content and unintentional gags. Film 97 542 Biz 566 TV Choice 593 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main Menu