P552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sat 30 Aug 20:51/21 FILMS on general release PORTRAITS CHINOIS (15) Helena Bonham Carter positively shines as a Paris fashion designer longing to design hit studio's new collection. THE QUEST (15) Jean-Claude Van Dammj packs in elephant treks, fabled lost cities, Roger Moore's hammy buccaneer and an incredibly cheesy script for his directorial debut. REMEMBER ME? (PG) Weak, short suburban farce in which Robert Lindsay crashes in on an old flame, Imelda Staunton, and her hubbii Rig Mayall. It tries to be a comic romp but fails painfully. Film 97 542 Biz 566 TV Choic 1/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main MenuP552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sat 30 Aug 20:51/42 FILMS on general release ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (12) Lisa Kudrow continues the disappointing trail of Friends trying to make and impact on the big screen with this daft and dippy comedy. ROSEANNA'S GRAVE (12) Mercedes Ruehl wants to be buried in hit Italian village churchyard, but only three plots are vacant. Husband Jean Reno tries hard to keep everyone healthy. RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (18) Jackie Chan sticks his boot in the villains' ears as he taKes revenge when his family's grocery store is terroriseh by a vicious motorcycle gang and the Mob. 2/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main MenuP552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sat 30 Aug 20:52/03 FILMS on general release SLAB BOYS X15) Lacking some emotional depth, this riotous tale of three young factory workers in 50's Paisley looks great and with a roaringly good Rock'm'Roll soundtrack to boot. SPEED 2 (PG) Sandra Bullock returns and does her best on a Caribbean cruise liner seized by Willem Dafoe's out-to- sea villain, but there's no spark between her and a wooden Jason Pattic. SWINGERS (15) Hip, witty and huge on self-deprecating laughs, Jon Favreau's LA dating tale deserves to be the sleeper smash hit of the summit. Backchat 5p6 Biz 566 TV Choic 3/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main MenuP552 CEEFAX 1 552 Sat 30 Aug 20:51/00 FILMS on general release THINNER (18) Portly lawyjt Robert John Burke accidently mows down an old gypsy woman and is cursed by her father to shed weight until he wastes away. Based on a Stephen King novella. UNFORGETTABLE (15) Ray Liotta mixes neurobiologist Linda Fiorentina's memory-transference sjtum with his dead wife's brain fluid in a bid to relive has last moments and finger her killer. WARRIORS OF VIRTUE (PG) Schoolboy Mario Yedidia spins into a mystical world to help five kangaroo warriors. Full of bizarre content and unintentional gags. Film 97 542 Biz 566 TV Choic 4/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main Menu