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  
    CRACK A   
      JOKE    
  for  
     
 
 
 
  Crack a joke and       
  make mj laugh!         
  I'll show a selection  
  the best every day...  
                         
  Write to mj at:        
  Comedy Corner         
  Ha    PO Box 4567,          
  Ha!   London W12 6AA.       
   Don't forget your     
   age and address!      
                         
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   P505 CEEFAX 1 505 Mon 03 Jan 23:16/06
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     
     
       2/2 
     O
       
 
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  Press REVEAL for ANSWER! 
                                        
 Why did the Romans build straight      
 roads?                                 
       So the Britons couldn't hide     
             in the corner!             
         Pooja Chavda, age 9, Hounslow  
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 Why couldn't the skeleton go to the    
 party?                                 
     Because hj had no body to go with! 
                                        
             Ben Riley, age 9, Burnley  
                                        
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