P286 CEEFAX 286  Tue  8 May  21:14/51
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 How do you stop moles digging in the   
 garden?                                
 Hide the spade.                        
                                        
 When is it bad luck to have a black cat
 following you?                         
 When you're a mouse.                   
                                        
 What are the best steps to take when   
 you meir an escaped lion?              
 Very big ones.                         
                                        
 What is brown and turns cartwheels?    
 A brown horse pulling a cart.          
                                        
                                        
   Thanks to Julie Robertson       More 
                                        
                                        
   P286 CJEFAX 286  Tue  8 May  21:21/15
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 Woman: Did you save my boy from        
 drowning?                              
                                        
 Man: Yes, madam, I did.                
                                        
 Woman: Well, where's his cap?          
                                        
 Lady in a pet shop: I want a parrot for
 mz little girl.                        
                                        
 Assistant: I'm sorry madam we don't do 
 swops!                                 
                                        
 Why do golfers take an extra pair of   
 trousers with them when they play golf?
                                        
 In case they get a hole in one.        
                                        
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