P286 CEEFAX 286  Tue 15 May  21:13/09
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 'hat's the difference between an Indian
 elephant and an African elephant?      
 About 3,000 miles.                     
                                        
 What is a polygon?                     
 A dead parrot.                         
                                        
 What is out of bounds?                 
 An exhausted kangaroo.                 
                                        
 'hat is a water-eater?                 
 A kettle.                              
                                        
         Thanks to Jayne Sharples       
             and Nicola Martin.         
                                        
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   P286 CEEFAX 286  Tue 15 May  21:24/34
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 What bird is always out of breath?     
 A puffin.                              
                                        
 How can you help a deaf fisherman?     
 Give him a herring aid.                
                                        
                                        
 Why did the farmjt drive a steam-roller
 over his field?                        
 He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.     
                                        
 What has a bottom at the top?          
 A leg.                                 
                                        
       Thanks to Hedliy Thornj          
                                        
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