P284 CEEFAX 284  Tue  5 Jun  21:15/44
                     ELEPHANT JOKES     
 
  Why did an el phant  
  paint his toe nails 
  red?               
  So hj could hide in
  a chjtry tree      
 O
  Why did an elephant
  wear a green hat?  
  So hj could walk  
  across a billiard 
 O table without    
  being seen  
 
&o0  Why did an elephant paint 
  his toenails different    
  colours?                  
  So hj could hide in a box 
  of smarties               
 
        Thanks to Andrea Hargravj