P284 CEEFAX 284  Sat 25 Aug  23:32/04
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 Why did the fly fly?                   
 Because the spider spied her.          
                                        
 What did the pencil say to the rubber? 
 Take mj to your ruler.                 
                                        
 When is a black dog not a black dog?   
 When hj is a greyhound.                
                                        
 Why was the tight shoe like summer?    
 Because it made the corn grow.         
                                        
 Why was the horse so polite?           
 Every time hj came to a fence, hj let  
 the rider go first.                    
                                        
     Thanks to Kathryn Fear of Ljics