P235 CJEFAX 235 Mon 20 Oct 21:12/24    T WHAT DO YOU CALL A LAWYER'S WIFE? Sue From Matthew Goodies, Reddish TEACHER TO SMALL BOY: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE AT 9.00 O'clock! SMALL BOY: Why what happened? From Donna Huckjr, Bristol WHAT VEGETABLE PLAYS SNOOKER? A cujcumbjr From Jennie Marlin, Tunbridge Wells PRESS REVEAL FOR THE ANSWERS