P237 CEEFAX 237 Mon 20 Oct 21:12/22 !!!! !!!! !!!!- !!!! Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long! What do policemen put in their sandwiches? Pork truncheon meat! When did the Irish potato swap nbtionality? When it was turned into French oties! PRESS REVEAL Thanks to Sonya, Clare and Kim Cottrell, of Wiltshire