P232 CEEFAX 232  Mon 10 Nov  21:12/25
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 Why did the girl take a pencil to "ed? 
 So that she could draw the curtains!   
                                        
 Why has a milking stool only got 3 legs
 Because the cow has got the udder!     
                                        
 Which bird is always out of breath?    
 The puffin!                            
                                        
 Why did the little boy keep his bike   
 near his bed                          
 Because he was tired of walking in his 
 sleep"                                 
                                        
 Why does a witch ride on a broom?      
 Because a vacuum cleaner is too heavy! 
                                        
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   Thanks to Stella Ward, W.Midlands    
     and Steven Hoare, Derbzshire