P235 CEEFAX 235  Mon 10 Nov  21:12/20
  
    
  
 Knock, knock,                          
 Who's there                           
 Arfer                     
 Arfer who?                
 Arfer got                 
                            
 Knock, knock,              
 Who's there?               
 Irish stew                 
 Irish stew who?           
 Irish stew in the name     
 of the law                 
                           
 Knock, knock,             
 Who's there?          
 You                   
 You who?                  
 Did you call?             
                            
     Thanks to Laura Davison, Lancs