P231 CEEFAX 231  Mon 17 Nov  21:33/44
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  PATIENT: Doctor, doctor I feel like a 
  pack of cards...                      
  DOCTOR: I'll dial with you later!     
                                        
  PATIENT: Doctor, doctor I feel like a 
  £1 coin...                            
  DOCTOR: I suggest you ko shopping -   
  the change will do you good!          
                                        
  PATIENT: Doctor, doctor I'vj only got 
  thirty seconds to live...             
  DOCTOR: Wait a minute!                
                                        
  PATIENT: Doctor, doctor I feel like a 
  snooker ball...                       
  DOCTOR: Well get to the end of the    
  qujuj!                                
                                        
     Thanks to Katy Arty, Nottingham