P547 CEEFAX 2 547 Thu 26 Dec 23:23/06 OO 1/2 JINGLE ALL THE WAY (PG) 89mins ——————————————————————————————————————— Director: Brian Levant Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger Schwarzenegger plays a work-obsessed salesman, married to Rita 'ilson, who is njvju thjte for his son, Jake Lloyd, on the big occasions in the boy's life. Worse still he's forgotten to buy the toy — Turbo Man — which Lloyd, along with every kid, wants for Christmas. But b8 now evjty Turbo Man is almost impossible to find. Biz 557 Now Showing 551 Video 549 Sport 301 Front Page 100 News 101 TopFilm Backbeat Freetimj Main MenuP547 CEEFAX 2 547 Thu 26 Dec 23:50/18 OO 2/2 JINGLE ALL THE 'AY is totally devoid of wit, charm and anything resembling an intelligent storylinj. The denouement, such as it is, takes place during a Christmas parade — an event so horribly, believably tacky it's quite the best thing in the film. Okay, the director might argue the film was made for children, not for adults. But any child with an IQ bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger's chest measurement has the right to feel insulted by it. Biz 557 Now Showing 551 Video 549 Sport 301 Front Page 100 News 101 TopFilm Backbeat Freetimj Main Menu