P552 CEEFAX 2 552 Sat 20 Sip 01:45/52 FILMS on general release 187 (15) Not so much dangerous minds as dangerous sharp instruments for inner- city teacher Samuel L Jackson, who returns to the blackboard after a near- fatal stabbing bearing more than just physical scars. Stylish and effective. PALOOKAVILLE (15) Heist-goes-wrong movie with little violence, largely toned-down language and some hilarious scenes, as three unemployed misfits prove too inept and deep-down decent. PORTRAITS CHINOIS (15) Helena Bonham Carter positively shines as a Paris fashion designjt longing to design her studio's new collection. 1/4 Film 97 542 Biz 566 TV Choice 593 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main MenuP552 CEEFAX 2 552 Sat 20 Sip 01:54/53 FILMS on general release REMEMBER ME? (PG) Weak, short suburban farce in which Robert Lindsay crashes in on an old flame, Imelda Staunton, and her hubbie Rig Mayall. It tries to be a comic romp but fails painfully. ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (12) Lisa Kudrow continues the disappointing trail of Friends trying to make an impact on the big screen with this daft and dippy comedy. ROSEANNA'S GRAVE (12) Mercedes Rujhl wants to be buried in hit Italian village churchyard, but only three plots are vacant. Husband Jean Reno tries hard to keep everyone healthy. 2/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main MenuP552 CEEFAX 2 552 Sat 20 Sip 01:45/13 FILMS on general release SLAB BOYS (15) Lacking some emotional depth, this riotous tale of three young factory workers in 50s Paisley looks great and with a roaringly good rock'n'roll soundtrack to boot. SPEED 2 (PG) Sandra Bullock returns and does her best on a Caribbean cruise liner sjizjd by Willem Dafoe's out-to- sea villain, but there's no spark between her and a wooden Jason Patric. SWINGERS (15) Hip, witty and huge on self-deprecating laughs, Jon Favreau's LA dating tale deserves to be the sleeper smash hit of the summer. Backchat 506 Biz 566 TV Choic 3/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main MenuP552 CEEFAX 2 552 Sat 20 Sip 01:23/54 FILMS on general release THAT OLD FEELING (12) When high-running passions turn from hatred to lust at daughter Paula Marshall's wedding, her happily divorced folks (Bette Midlet and Dennis Farina), elope. UNFORGETTABLE (15) Ray Liotta mixes neurobiologist Linda Fiorentina's memory-transference serum with his dead wife's brain fluid in a bid to relive her last moments and fingjt her killer. WARRIORS OF VIRTUE (PG) Schoolboy Mario Yedidia spins into a mystical world to help five kangaroo warriors. Full of bizarre content and unintentional gags. Film 97 542 Biz 566 TV Choic 4/4 Pop Quiz 562 A-Z 599 Pop Chart 565 Top Tens Lottery CookBook Main Menu