P443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:34:08 ——————— ————————————————————————— READERS' POLL '93 - THE RESULTS! Wj'vj been snowed under with all your votes in our Mega-zjnj Rjadjrs' Poll. We're busy totting them all up now, but between December 25-28 you'll bj able to see the fruits of your labour. DEC 25 - Best TV Show, Best Actor DEC 26 - Best Movie, Best New Act DEC 27 - Best Single, Album, Band DEC 28 - Most Fanciable Person, Best Mega-}jnj Contributor ——————————————————————————————————1/7—— Thanks heaps for all your poll votes! GET DOWN TO SOME GROOVES ON pv20 Sounds MaCauley Angst Pen palsP443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:32:37 ——————— ————————————————————————— ALBUM REVIEW BLACK SUNDAY bz Cypress Hill If you're into weird raps sung by dudes with strange voices, then this album will really chill you out. "Insane In The Brain" is a classic, and it was closely followed by "Hits From The Bong". I would thoroughly recommend this album (even if the odd song is a bit dull), but don't play it to your folks! The Satin Lard Beast, Click ——————————————————————————————————2/7—— No Xmas stocking should bj without it! GET DOWN TO SOME GROOVES ON p620 Sounds MaCazley Angst Pen palsP443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:19:12 ——————— ————————————————————————— Dear Mega-}jnj, After watching Stand By Me and My Own Private Idaho, I think Rjvjr Phoenix should definitely bj remembered for his superb acting talent. I don't give a damn how he lived his life or how hj died (tragic though it was*. All his films made mj laugh, cry, melancholic and happy. But most (like Private Idaho) made mj think about life personally. Joy, no address ——————————————————————————————————3/7—— And so say all of us... SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS WITH THE NATION Sounds MaCauley Angst Pen palsP443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:15:47 ——————— ————————————————————————— TOP 10 GREATEST CONCERTS I'oE SEEN 1 Madonna - The Girlie Show ('93) 2 Madonna - Blonde Ambition ('90) 3 Madonna - Who's That Girl ('87) 4 Shakespeare's Sister ('92) 5 Dinb Carroll ('93) 6 Belinda Carlisle ('90) 7 kd lang ('92) 8 Lisb Stansfield ('y2) 9 Lenny Kravjtz ('93) 1p T'Pay (g87) Madonna's biggest fan, Swansea ——————————————————————————————————4/7—— Mr Blobbz Live would change all that! PHEW! OUR MAILBAG'S STUFFED TODAY! Sounds MaCauley Angst Pen palsP443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:20:37 ——————— ] ————————————————————————— Dear Mega]}jnj, OK, it's trendy to like indie bands - SO WHAT! And it's trendy to knock Take That - SO WHAT! Have any of you ever seen TT in concert No, I thought not. Despite what you all think, they can sing live - and dance while doing so. Unlike weird bands who walk about wailing, TT give pure entertainment. Don't knock 'em until you'vj seen 'em! A 25-year-old who doesn't think anzonj in TT is going to marry her ——————————————————————————————————5/7—— She's "not a teeny boppjr" either! STAY TUNED FOR MORE GENUINE GEMS! Sounds MaCauley Angst Pen palsP443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:22:50 ——————— ] ————————————————————————— TEN REASONS WHY I HATE SUNDAYS 1 It's Monday the next day 2 There's nothing on the telly 3 There's nothing on the radio 4 Nowhere is open 5 It's always cold 6 Next door's kids wake you up at 8am! 7 Lovjjoy's not the same anymore 8 Your hair always needs a wash 9 You'vj got no excuse for not clearing out the goldfish 10 They're just SO boring! Sundazhater, Sundazhaterland ——————————————————————————————————6/7—— The Boomtown Rats got it wrong then! GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST - TELL US! Sounds MaCauley Angst Pen palsP443 Teletext 443 Dec22 23:17:21 ——————— —————————————————————————— WELCOME TO YOUR VERY OWN MAG! Fancy being famous for a few seconds? If so, this is the place for yo{! Why Because this is YOUR magazine. We want your top 10s, letters, and revrews of gigs, TV shows and albums/singles. All contributions are welcome - though the wittier and more original they are, the better. Send all your stuff to Mega-}jnj, PO Box 297, London SW6 1XT. Oh, and stay tuned! ——————————————————————————————————7/7—— It's all yours ^ above the white line MEGA]ZINE FAX: 071 386 u618 Sounds MaCauley Angst Pen pals