P443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:44:02 ——————— —————————————————————————— IN REPLY TO MISS CRITIC In your list of worst bands you put nine teenybopper bands and Bon Jove. Okay, fair play to nine of them, but at least Bon Jove don't sound the same every time. They're classic. Obsessed Crystal Palace fan PS I agree with Adamaniac about Bryan Adams! ——————————————————————————————————1/9—— Bon Jove songs don't sound the same? YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?! Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:45:47 ——————— —————————————————————————— TOP TEN TRACKS TO WORK/REVISE TO 1 Oasis 2 Pulp 3 Sonic Youth 4 Nirvana 5 Levellers 6 Bob Marley and The Wailers 7 Enigma 8 Sultans of Ping FC 9 Shed 7 1p Rage Against The Machine The Boy Horse, By the River ——————————————————————————————————2/9—— Your literary gems may be amended. Letters to: MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 5618. Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:46:14 ——————— —————————————————————————— REPLY TO BILL'S EVIL ROBOT DOUBLE The reason girls laugh in your face is that they need protection from boys who think it's cool to wind girls up for a laugh. Then they drop girls like a stone when they complain. Boys demand attention, but njvjr return the girl's phone calls or letters. Alice, Happy without her baby ——————————————————————————————————3/9—— BOYS demand attention! - girls don't?? WE ALL LOVE A BIT OF ATTENTION! Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:46:57 ——————— —————————————————————————— ALBUM REVIEW - TAPPI TATAR—SS: MIRANDA Bjork's first band, but this 1983 album is no fans-only curio, it should bj heard and adored by all. Despite a thrashing start, it's mostly slick rock-folk-funk and with Bjork's voice it almost outdoes Debut in vocal ecstasy stakes. Get Ekki Sofith and Trio are sublime melodies which will haunt you. The Fresh Prince of Guildford ——————————————————————————————————4/9—— Your literary gems may be amended. Letters to: MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 5618. Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:17:54 ——————— —————————————————————————— TOP 7 "WHY CAN'T...." 1 ...I meet James Dean Bradford? 2 ...I see a Manics gig again? 3 ...I see a Tjrrorvision gig again? 4 ...I meet the Obscure Indie Boy? 5 ...I wear strange clothes and not bj mocked? 6 ...teenyboppers bj locked up? 7 ...Kurt Cobain/River Phoenix/John Lennon/Jim Morrison bj alive? Kate Cobain, Far beyond chaos ——————————————————————————————————5/9—— Don't ask us, Kate WE JUST WORK HERE! Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:47:30 ——————— —————————————————————————— REPLY TO SHAMPOO'S CONDITIONER Have you no shame, girl? Shampoo are two talentless bimbos out on an ego trip. You obviously have no brains. I don't understand why people buy their stuff. You don't have a clue what music is. You think they're cool? Get a life! You're a disgrace to the female race. Butterfly McQueen ——————————————————————————————————6/9—— What has happened to Shampoo anyway? PROBABLY BUSY WITH THEIR HOMEWORK! Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:47:15 ——————— —————————————————————————— REPLY TO CLARET TERROR I'm with you, Claret! The dozy bimbos who call themselves football fans and only support Man Std for your given reason, that Giggs is fit, really get on mz wick! My local team, Wolves, are so inconsistent, it's unbelievable. Wj only just scraped a win over Notts County, but I support them. I believe we'll go up this season. Ellie, Wolf Girl ——————————————————————————————————7/9—— Your literary gems may be amended. Letters to: MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 5618. Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:44:47 ——————— ————— 'ZINE POLL RESULTS — BEST ZINE WRITER: 1) Air Freshjnjr Man 2) Slender Babe/Slick Chick 3) WLW - only number three! BEST MALE/FEMALE POPSTERS 1) Kurt Cobain/Mariah Carey 2) Jarvis Cockjr/Tore Amos 3) Paul Weller/Kylie BEST BAND 1) Blur 2) Eternal 3) Take That! ——————————————————————————————————8/9—— Thanks to everyone who voted! IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU DIDN'T HAVE A S—Y Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen PalsP443 Teletext 443 Jan 7 01:47:27 ——————— ————— 'ZINE POLL RESULTS — BEST SONG 1) Parklife - Blur 2) Connection - Elastica 3) Stay - East 17 BEST FILM 1) Forrest Gump 2) Speed 3) Schindler's List BEST TV SHOW 1) The X-Files 2) Knowing Me, Knowing You 3) EastEndjrs ——————————————————————————————————9/9—— Your literary gems may be amended. Letters to: MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 5618. Sounds Charlatans Angst Pen Pals