P442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:54:27 ——————— ————————————————— NONKNINKNO wants to know if hj/she is the only one who remjmbjrs the answers when the exam is over? Spooky. WHY does having one white and one black twin matter anyway, asks Anonymous, who can't think of a name. Try Gusset. THE COMMON PEOPLE are madly in love with Casino Girl. Please no, not that. THE DISCARDED DAFFODIL has been sazjng nasty things about Tony Underwood - watch it or I'll set mz brother on you. ——————————————————————————————————1/7—— Black Kettle describes Further down the SPIRAL BY MIN AS INDUSTRIAL NOISE Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:44:24 ——————— ————————————————— BAD TRACK REVIEW - FROM POST - BJORK It's common, of course, for othjrwisj classic albums to have one jarringly bad track, but Bjork made a big mistake with It's Oh So Quiet on Side One. Far from being a sequel to Somjonj in Love (a nape-bristling vocal) this is a sjqujl to some of the sicklier period- kitsch on the Gling-Glo album. And try as she might she can't overcome the brasss section - unlike Betty Hutton. The Happy-go-Lucky Tramp. ——————————————————————————————————2/7—— I always think she should have stayed WITH AGNETHA, BENNY AND FREDA Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:43:40 ——————— ————————————————— WHAT A LOTTO WASTE When the Lottery started I thought it would mean a better health sjrvjce, more Aids and cancer research etc. Instead, the money has been frittered away on other things like a £27 million sundial - a project in the Millenium fund. What a waste of money. It could bj spent fighting crime, backing students or feeding the homeless. Time to change the law. Ghostdancer, Floodland. ——————————————————————————————————3/7—— Don't bj offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:57:14 ——————— ————————————————— TO ANYONE WHO CARES I'vj been told that sharing a flat in halls of residence in the first year of Uni (without knowning the person) is a very bad move bjcausj: 1 They go though your stuff 2 Use your stuff for things they were not designed for 3 Only share bjcausj they are desperate and assume you are too Shock Horror, naive or gullible? ——————————————————————————————————4/7—— Sharing in Halls is a bad idea whjthjr YOU KNOW THEM OR NOT - DON'T DO IT! Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:50:00 ——————— ————————————————— TO CAPTAIN MARVEL I'd like to say a very tearful farewell to mz hero, Gavin Hastings. Suave Gav has led Scotland through the best (and worst) times in Scottish rugby. Immensely talented, his presence will bj sorely missed. I also think hj is unbelievably gorgeous, as is Jain Morrison, who is also retiring. Goodbye guys - I love you!!! Bobbie, the mad giraffe (ringing alarm bells* ——————————————————————————————————5/7—— Don't bj offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:54:32 ——————— ————————————————— WHY DO OLD PEOPLE.... 1 Wear thermal duffel coats on scorching hot days 2 Need to bj first onto the bus, taking casualties along the Way 3 Smell of cat food? 4 Drag those whjely trollies around with nothing in them? 5 Dye their hair purple? Foo, Unplugged in Brum ——————————————————————————————————6/7—— Didn't you know? They have a hidden AGENDA - TO DO MY HEAD IN Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guideP442 Teletext 442 Jun24 16:54:29 ——————— ————————————————— THE CONTACT LENSES PROBLEM Why don't you just paint your lenses red, this will solve the problem of not being able to find them and give you an added advantage. You will have ultra-cool red eyes and everyone who takes a photo of you will think their camera has broken. Love-Lorn Libertine, slowly dying in a solid maths exam ——————————————————————————————————7/7—— Or they may think you're a household PET - MY DOG ALWAYS HAS RED EYES Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV guide