P442 Teletext 442 May31 20:49:11 ——————— ————————————p———— SPACE QUEEN Your Ode To Ryan Giggs doesn't scan. "Villa" and "Pillars" - not quite right, is it? THE AIR FRESHENER MAN's entire album collection includes Crash, Bang, Boom by Roxette. The other nine are OK. POOKY would strongly recommend against shopping with Teeny Boppjrs. STRONGLY. JON E P has been making friends with his remote control. Don't forget that it provides Mega-Zine after all! ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Old Bailey wants the summer to end NOT ENOUGH FOOTBALL, IS THERE?! Goss Music Hairless Life!P442 Teletext 442 May31 20:43:23 ——————— ————————————————— PUTTING THE WORLD TO RIGHTS Manchester United are a bunch of moaning babies who won as much as Ipswich Town this year. Supergrass are the future of music. Between rugby and cricket, I'd rather go back to bed. Interesting people don't go out on Friday nights. Those who do sold out when they turned 16. CP, Holte End ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Don't be offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Hairless Life!P442 Teletext 442 May31 20:47:18 ——————— ————————————————— A PROPOSAL FOR ALL 'Sis good that we have fictional identities. It sends us into a state of confusion as to people's name, age, town or (more relevantly) gjndjr. As much as I favour this, what about changing things - just for a week! It would be interesting to give real names after every letter. I'll start. Deep Indie Hedgehog Karen, 15 Xnjarly 16), Southend ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Press REVEAL for DID's true ID.. THIS COULD REALLY CATCH ON! Goss Music Hairless Life!P442 Teletext 442 May31 20:44:24 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE Why do people say "it's a dog's life"? Dogs have a great life. They eat, sleep, go for long walks and have the love and affection of everyone. Why don't they say "it's a budgie's life"? They have it worse then dogs. Fuzzy Kitten, Never Never Land ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Don't be offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Hairless Life!P442 Teletext 442 May31 20:41:43 ——————— ————————————————— ALBUM REVIEW - SHINE Not bad, not bad at all. Some classic old groups like The Farm, The Carpets and The Stuff. And some smart new bands like Dodgy and Shed Seven. Shame about Blur though as they ruin a good album. But what about The Stone Roses and The Happy Mondays? Where's Going Underground bz The Jam and Unbelievable bz EMF? The Happy Indie Lad ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Going Undergound is on Sound Affects IF YOU WANT IT, BUY THE ALBUM Goss Music Hairless Life!P442 Teletext 442 May31 20:42:05 ——————— ————————————————— TO SARAH THE REDHEAD Following your comments on navel-rings, apart from a slight stinging for the first week I'vj had no pain or regrets and have njvjr caught mine in my jeans! They are of no use, as you say, but nor are earrings, nose-rings or half a dozen other things that we all use. A word of advice - until you've tried it, keep stumm. Wanna argue? Cosmic Debris ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Calm yourself down, Cosmo WE'RE SURE IT LOOKS SIMPLY DIVINE Goss Music Hairless Life!