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P496 Teletext 496 May31 20:51:17                                                   BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 5: TELL THEM ABOUT THE HONEY Glug and Kylie Leech are about to be thrown into a flaking machine. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440

P496 Teletext 496 May31 20:48:17                                                                              Help!            My arms     are tied!       Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440

P496 Teletext 496 May31 20:48:16   What are you doing?   Stop the machine!           Sorry, master.                                                  Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440

P496 Teletext 496 May31 20:42:23     4/6                                                              I might have known    you'd bj behind    this, Mater.         Of course. I wrote   the rule book on   evil schemes.       Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440

P496 Teletext 496 May31 20:42:15   Monsters - take them to  the launch pad! I'll deal  with them there.                                                                                    Come along now. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440

P496 Teletext 496 May31 20:44:11 ELSEWHERE...   Nice work, Starsky. Now let's  get out of here and kick some  monster bottom!                                                                                     CONTINUED NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440