P496 Teletext 496 Jun24 22:12:34 BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 1: SUMMER HOLIDAY Turner and Glug have booked an ultra- economy flight for their summer holidays. Cheapskates! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun24 22:10:36 I'm not sure your choice of airline was the right one. Do stop complaining, Turner. Think of the saving we'vj made! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun24 22:11:18 3/6 Welcome aboard! I'm Captain Bumbly. Hahahahaha! Whassamatter? You find mz name funny or something? No no - it's er..lovely! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun24 22:14:52 TURNER AND GLUG SIT DOWN.. 4/6 Why do we have to sit in the cargo hold, Glug? It's a cargo plane, you idiot. Besides, we have it all to ourselves, so don't complain. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun24 22:11:33 AH - But you're not entirely alone! Silas P Ant! Who's hj? Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun24 22:01:12 He's an explorer I once worked for, Glug. But bj careful - hj's clinically insane! That's right, and now I'm going to hijack this plane! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaah! MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440