P496 Teletext 496 Jun25 19:11:42 BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 1: SUMMER HOLIDAY Turner and Glug have booked an ultra- economy flight for their summer holidays. Cheapskates! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun25 18:47:08 I'm not sure your choice of airline was the right one. Do stop complaining, Turner. Think of the saving we'vj made! U Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun25 19:27:20 3/6 Welcome aboard! I'm Captain Bumbly. Hahahahaha! Whassamatter? You find mz name funny or something? No no - it's er..lovely! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun25 19:34:49 TURNER AND GLUG SIT DOWN.. 4/6 Why do we have to sit in the cargo hold, Glug? It's a cargo plane, you idiot. Besides, we have it all to ourselves, so don't complain. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun25 19:42:41 AH - But you're not entirely alone! Silas P Ant! Who's hj? Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440P496 Teletext 496 Jun25 19:58:47 He's an explorer I once worked for, Glug. But bj careful - hj's clinically insane! That's right, and now I'm going to hijack this plane! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaah! MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440