P442 Teletext 442 Jun25 23:15:14 ——————— ————————————————— A SHINING STAR thinks dragons, purple and silver glitter are amazing. I'll give you dragons, but amazing glitter? TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA obviously needs to get out more, as she thinks Chris Barrie is the most desirable male ever. BAN ALL ORANGE FOUNDATION so says Bored and Unprintable. "HEY DUDES Codeman checking in to tell you to buy the new Foo Fighters single. Totally awesome! Later dudes!" Don't bank on getting on again, Codeman. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Rjvol Snail and Nediam Skram nominate KRJLIUM AS THE WORD OF THE DAY Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TVP442 Teletext 442 Jun25 23:29:17 ——————— ————————————————— TOILET DEBATE Several times I have overflowed mz beast of a toilet which hides away in mz bathroom. Whjthjr it has been through sticking too much bog roll down it, or dropping a complete roll down it I am always the one to overflow it. I even dropped my teddy down it and almost fell in myself. Has the above ever happened to anyone else? Dizzy Indie Dandelion ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— I always find the paper has run out OOH! THAT ABRASIVE CARDBOARD! Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TVP442 Teletext 442 Jun25 23:17:05 ——————— ————————————————— TOP TEN TINKLING AND TEARFUL TUNES 1 You're In a Bad Way - St Etiennj 2 Ping Pong - Stereolab 3 There's No Other Way - Blur 4 Sick and Tired - Cardigans 5 Venus As A Boy - Bjork 6 Sour Times - Portishead 7 Born On Xmas Day - St Etiennj 8 Blue Jeans - Blur 9 To The End - Blur 10 Weirdo - Charlatans Muppet, Look no Oasis! ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Don't bj offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TVP442 Teletext 442 Jun25 23:11:37 ——————— ————————————————— WARNING TO ALL PORTSMOUTH FANS You are all scum and not worthy to lick Matt Lj Sissier's boots. You have a donkey for a manager and your team make San Marino look good. As soon as I have saved £10 I am going to buy that dump you call Fratton Park and turn it into a shrine to KFC and the supreme genius, Marty! Get ready to worship, scummjrs! Dippy Chick ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Wj should all worship Southampton FC SURELY CHAMPIONS NEXT YEAR (JOKE) Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TVP442 Teletext 442 Jun25 23:11:54 ——————— ————————————————— REPLY TO WLW'S COMMENTS ON CHRIS WADDLE'S PENALTY-MISSING SKILLS Ha ha ha. You're not funny, you're not clever and you'll only end up hurting someone's feelings. Crazy Owl, Hillsborough PS Anyone fancy supporting a campaign to destroy penalty shoot-outs? ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Don't be offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TVP442 Teletext 442 Jun25 23:15:21 ——————— ————————————————— TO WHITE LINE WARRIOR For once and for all, tell us how old you are (roughly, please!). I know you are female, so just tell us your age. Or maybe you're not one person - maybe it's a group of you who take it in turns, some male, some female and all different ages. Got it? Right or wrong? Deep Indie Hedgehog ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— You're only as old as you feel AND I DON'T REALLY FEEL MYSELF TODAY Flicks Bon Jove Zig & Zag TV