P498 Teletext 498 Jun25 23:27:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— My post bag was full this week - as all of your stinky jokes have found their way to me! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Send mj your SCHOOL jokes! Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun25 23:08:27 ———————— —————————————————————————— By David aged 8\ What did Mother Christmas say to Father Christmas? "Conj and look at the rain-dear!" STINK RATING - Why did the chef go into the book shop? To cook all the books! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Jun25 23:16:17 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Nathan, aged 10 Who married Father Christmas? Mary Christmas! STINK RATING - By Thomas, aged 5 from Crewe Where did the dog keep his tail? In a wag bag! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440