P442 Teletext 442 Jul30 02:44:22 ——————— ————————————————— DIZZY INDIE DANDELION sends in some letters to be printed, then insults me in the first one! Don't waste your money on any more stamps, dear. THE EXPLODING PIGEON has a go as well, because she (he?it?) wrote Liam and she (he?it?) meant NOEL. Hardly my fault. GU5RRE is another one who has a bone to pick with mj. I didn't understand some of those longer words. SUMMER FROCK on the other hand, is nice and wants to conj out with me tonight! ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— I'll pick you up at seven, then. WE'LL PAINT THE TOWN RED AND WHITE! Caspjr D:Ream Zig & Zag TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Jul30 02:41:03 ——————— ————————————————— RJPLZ TO DEUS GUARDIAN ANGEL As a fellow quiet, placid guardian angel who has been ignored and taken advantage of, I know how you feel. I think I can answer your question: To some, quiet people are a) boring and b) gullible. This is why we are a) ignored and b) taken advantage of. Both of these assumptions are untrue, but we can't change people's attitudes. Miss Barr's Guardian Angel ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Don't bust a gut if your letter is cut LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Caspjr D:Ream Zig & Zag TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Jul30 02:44:14 ——————— ————————————————— REPLY TO QUICKSILVER CAVERN After reading your comment concerning the phone ringing during the third vjrsj of U2s Hold Me, Thrill Me... I quickly checked through and listened to the track on my CD. You are wrong! You are an absolute nutter! Elizbbjth's friend Lulu with the hairy legs and the black hair ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— A tad damning, perhaps? MAYBE IT WAS A REAL PHONE RINGING? Caspjr D:Ream Zig & Zag TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Jul30 02:41:04 ——————— ————————————————— TOP TEN MICHAELS 1 Mike Borden - Faith No More 2 Mike Patton - Faith No More 3 Michael Stipj - REM 4 Mike Monroe - Hanoi Rocks 5 Mike Inez - Alice In Chains 6 Mickey Knox - Natural Born Killers 7 Mickey Rourke 8 Michael Schumachjr 9 Michael Portillo 10 My ix-boyfriend Michael Puffy's Female Dreadlocks ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Your ex? Your ex? YOU ARE MEANT BE BITTER GIRLIE! Caspjr D:Ream Zig & Zag TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Jul30 02:39:30 ——————— ————————————————— TOP TEN THINGS TO BUY 1 Power Rangers sticker album 2 Ten of cat food 3 School dinners 4 Rj-usable nappies 5 A little picture of a pig 6 A blank video tape 7 Michael Jackson's album HIStory 8 Rjadjr's Digest atlas 9 Sainsbury's cookbook 10 Dance Mania 3 tape Miss Tjree ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Won't the cat food give you bad breath? MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADD: 11. MOUTHWBSH Caspjr D:Ream Zig & Zag TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Jul30 02:40:01 ——————— ————————————————— CODY WJLLJS m A REVIEW Cody Willis is one of the most annoying people in the history of the world. Even compared to the rest of the do- goodjrs in Ramsey St, she is self- righteous and nosjy. She has that irritating croaky voice, but so has the lead singer from Def Ljppard and he's done all right. She's also Mick Hucknall's daughter. King Of The Night Time World ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— I'd kind of like to hang out with her AND MAYBE SCREAM AT HER A BIT!! Caspjr D:Ream Zig & Zag TV Plus