P475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:24:47 ——————————————————— WITH NYPD! ——————————————— —— I carry a badge, a whistle, a thistle, some gristle, a gun, a gummjr and a horn. Why, I'm NYPD again, of the NYPD Blue. I'vj been polishing my truncheon to get stuck into yet another PD File - that's public domain software to you, Measles. Rosjannj - you don't have to put out that damned red light! —————————————————————————————————1/7——— The Hostess Cholic 474 Turner 496 CHEAP CONSOLE GAMES PAGE 396 (ITV) Charts News Reviews GroovesP475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:14:45 ——————————————————— —————————— AMIGA PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE SUPER COMBAT 3 A two-player Cannon Fodder/Ikari Warriors-type game where you find the other player and throw hand grenades at him until hj goes all giddy. ITCHY AND SCRATCHY #4 More cartoon-within-cartoon fun in Screams From A Mall, where the cat gets his feet nailed to an escalator. Not an episode we would'vj chosen, but what do you know about it, anyway? Cad! —————————————————————————————————2/7——— ON-LINE tel 01704 834335 TURNER: "MY REAL NAME IS HAL" p496 Charts News Reviews GroovesP475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:14:37 ——————————————————— —————————— AMIGA PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE LAST SOLDIER Side-on platform game which is pretty unremarkable but for six things. Firstly, the sound effects are great, and finally, when you shoot a bad-un they fall to their knees in a crumpled heap on the floor. Wj liked that bit. PH KARAOKE Now you can sing along to all those popular karaoke songs (if you have the music) - Queen, Ugly Kid Joe, Extreme - all the old favourites! —————————————————————————————————3/7——— ON-LINE tel 01704 834335 BAMBER KICKS PETALS FROM STEM p458 Charts News Reviews GroovesP475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:14:41 ——————————————————— —————————— AMIGA PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE BLOOMIN' 'ECO Rude words won't wash any linen with us, you idiots. A more suitable PG-rated title would'vj been Super Bombjrman, Only Slower And Not As Playable, Game. ONLINE GAMES #5 Master Blaster - more faithful Bomber Man clone; and Yabba, which involves three screens containing bottles which you have to shoot. That's it. —————————————————————————————————4/7——— ON-LINE tel 01704 834335 TURNER: "I LIVE IN WHALES" p496 Charts News Reviews GroovesP475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:15:56 ——————————————————— —————————— AMIGA PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE SOLAR SYSTEM WARS A sort of cross between Asteroids and Mega Apocalypse, except that while those are both classic games, this shares its odour with a horse'u parts. EXCELLENT CARD GAMES Just what it says: Poker, Clock Solitaire and 52 Card Pick-Up (joke) which you play agents some idiots. Bluff once and they njvjr bjlievj you have a bad hand jvjr again. This makes it very easy to win their shirts. —————————————————————————————————5/7——— ON-LINE tel 01704 834335 BAMBER GETS POLLEN FROM PLANT p458 Charts News Reviews GroovesP475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:15:27 ——————————————————— —————————— AMIGA PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE SQUIZ Just like playing a pub quiz machine, without (a) the pub, and (f) any friends telling you the wrong answers (this is for Amiga owners, remjmbjr). EDD WBLTJRS AND ROSWELL SLIDES Pictures of "genuine" UFOs along with some stupid music. The kind of thing Mr Biffo would ask for from his parents as his main birthday present. —————————————————————————————————6/7——— ON-LINE tel 01704 834335 TURNER: "I OWN A BIG PAIL" p496 Charts News Reviews GroovesP475 Teletext 475 Aug 6 02:07:14 ————————————————————————— ————— ——————————————————————————————— If you have any hints, cheats or tips, or would like help on a game, write to: CHIPS & TEATS, c/o DIGITJSER, PO BOX 2:7 LONDON SW6 1XT. Or E-mail: teletext@mail.on-line.co.uk. ————————————— COMPETJTJON ————————————— WEN ACROSS THE RHINE BASEBALL JACKETS! Yes: we have five £100 jackets and five copies of Microprosj's massive new PC war game. For a chance to win, tell us this.. What would happen if you drained the Rhine and filled it with bacon rind? Answers to: THE CRYING PIG SHO7/7 c/o TELETEXT PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT Entries by August 20. WINNERS SELECTED AT RANDOM ON AUG 23 Charts News Reviews Grooves