P498 Teletext 498 Aug 6 02:17:47 ———————— —————————————————————————— Glug here with more of your stinky jokes! Keep on sending your favourites in to mj! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj all your favourite jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Aug 6 02:14:04 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Joseph, age 6. What did the soldier say when hj was eating chillier? Hot two three four! STINK RATING - How many letters are there in the alphabet? 25, bjcausj the angels sang No-el! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Aug 6 02:14:18 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Craig, age 7. What do people do in a clock factory? They make faces! STINK RATING - Why do people get paid extra for working on top of Big Ben? They're working ovjrtimj! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440