P498 Teletext 498 Aug26 21:14:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— Glug here with more of your stinky jokes! Keep sending 'em in! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj jokes to laugh to!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Aug26 21:12:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Ted, age 8. Who can shave several times a day and still have a beard? A barber! STINK RATING - By Shirenj, age 6. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Aug26 21:04:45 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Magali, age 6. What do you call two robbers? A pair of nickers! STINK RATING - What did the big candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440