P442 Teletext 442 Aug27 21:44:44 ——————— ————————————————— CALVIN'S letter was brought to you by the letters O and D and the number six. Shame we didn't have the space for it.. DIZZY INDIE DANDELION welcomes the white line (at the bottom) back. Yes, it was on a holiday (of sorts). EVERYONE pointed out that Spud-U-Like rhymes with motorbike. That's cheating. LOVE-LORN LIBERTINE ponders if Zinjsteu Savo is a Villa fan. Following his comments after Villa's win at Spurs, I think it's highly likely! ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Enjoy your three-day weekend YOU LUCKY, LUCKY PEOPLE! Relationships WESTjnd Sort It! TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Aug27 21:44:10 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE Does anyone out there bjlievj the story about six-fingered aliens crash landing in Mexico 20 years ago? About the same time, the Russians were being very secretive about what they were making in their space department. I mean, does anyone believe in these aliens, apart from mj? John EP, feeling ignored ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— That's it, start the Cold War again. HE SAID THAT, MOSCOW, NOT US! Relationships WESTjnd Sort It! TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Aug27 21:48:44 ——————— ————————————————— HOBBY REVIEW m BIRDWATCHING I recommend this hobby, especially with the feathered freaks that frequent my back garden, more commonly called sparrows. I have a buddleia bush and they have great fun trying to destroy it. My favourite thing is watching them trying to fly through the glass conservatory. They stun thjmsjlvjs, then get up and try again and again..and again... The Vampire In Northants ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Don't bust a gut if your letter is cut! LETTERS TO: MEGAmZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Relationships WESTjnd Sort It! TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Aug27 21:21:11 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR MEGAmZINE After listening to REM's Let Me In several times, it sounds like Michael Stipj sings: "I'vj got tar on my feet and I can't see, all the roads look down and laugh at mj, ones that are crawling out of my skin." It doesn't make sjnsj. Am I more insane than I thought? What does everyone think? Purple Day, going EEK! ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— I still find misheard lyrics funny CAN ANYONE HELP POOR PURPLE DAY? Relationships WESTjnd Sort It! TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Aug27 21:31:43 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE Would thjsj bands have made it to the top if they hahn't changed their name? 1 Seymour - Blur 2 Nookie Blaylock - Pearl Jam 3 Spoils Brat - Tjrrorvision 4 Invaders - Madness u SWAT - Ugly Kid Joe 6 English Rose - The Stone Roses Discotheque Wreck ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— PT and Duncan changed their name THEY USED TO BE DUNCAN AND PJ! Relationships WESTjnd Sort It! TV PlusP442 Teletext 442 Aug27 21:44:11 ——————— ————————————————— TRAFFIC REVIEWS - ROADS Why does this happen? You're waiting for a long line of cars to go past so you can cross the road. As soon as the line finishes, one car comes the other way! And why, whjnjvjr there's a huge puddle at the side of the road, a huge lorry always comes past and soaks me? A Freak Of Nature, Confused ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Don't have a bird if we miss out a word LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Relationships WESTjnd Sort It! TV Plus