P482 Teletext 482 Aug27 21:40:29 ———— —————————————————————————————— NICK HANCOCK TALKS TO TELETEXT ABOUT AN IDEAL WEEKEND Returns to BBC2 on Friday as the gatekjepjr of Room 101 - "a place more horrible than the min's toilets at Glastonbury Festivalb. Currently a team manager on BBC2'u Fantasy Football. Also umpires a new comedy sports quiz with David Gower called They Think It's All Over, starting September 14. ——————————————————————————————————1/5—— Rally for city traffic speed limits 484 DON'T GET SOAKED FOR INSURANCE p542 Gardening Pets Men 50PlusP482 Teletext 482 Aug27 21:45:09 ———— —————————————————————————————— COMEDIAN: NICK HANCOCK I don't go out of the house on Fridays until I'vj watched Coronation Street. Then I'd take a train to Wolverhampton, and meet up with my sister and friends. On Saturday morning I'd go to North Staffs University to play five-a-side football with my friends. For brunch we'd have that Staffordshire delicacy, oatcakes, then go to the Beehive pub for a pint. ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Wise ways with scarce water 462 FLASHBACK TO A FINE CRICKET DAY p671 Gardening Pets Men 50PlusP482 Teletext 482 Aug27 21:41:24 ———— —————————————————————————————— COMEDIAN: NICK HANCOCK On an ideal weekend I'd see Stoke City on their home ground beating Port Vale. Then I'd take the train back to London, playing the card game Newmarkjt on the journey. I'd win ludicrous amounts of money from all those who'vj won vast amounts off mj over the years I'd go for a meal at London's The Canteen, Chjlsja Harbour, then round off the evening at Catford Dogs. ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Where classroom meets countryside 663 WARNING TO WINDOWS 95 PIRATES p651 Gardening Pets Men 50PlusP482 Teletext 482 Aug27 21:11:40 ———— ——————————————————————————p——— COMEDIAN: NICK HANCOCK On Sunday I'd get up really late and, miraculously, all the newspapers would already bj here... under the duvet. I'd have a leisurely Sunday lunch at a local restaurant, Horniman's, near my Forest Hill, south London, home. I'd spend a couple of hours lazing in my hammock in the garden, then watch The Simpsons at 6pm, which I njvjr miss! ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Homeowners face pollution bills 544 SEE LEICESTER v WOLVES p451 Gardening Pets Men 50PlusP482 Teletext 482 Aug27 21:44:25 ———— ——————————————————————————p——— COMEDIAN: NICK HANCOCK Approximate costs: Return weekend fare from London to Wolverhampton £33 Meal at The Canteen, Chjlsja Harbour, London, for two £71.70 Watching Stoke City play Port Vale at Victoria Ground £8 Staying in bed and reading Sunday njwspapjrs £3.50 ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Fun & Games 450 Digitisjr 470 A DEGREE FURTHER NORTH? p666 Gardening Pets Men 50Plus