P498 Teletext 498 Nov 2 01:24:11 ———————— —————————————————————————— Glug here with more of your stinky jokes! Keep sending the best ones in!! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Laugh till your sides hurt!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Nov 2 01:30:39 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Luke, age 9 What's green and slimy and lives in my hanky? A motor pike! STINK RATING - How did the patient get to hospital so fast? Flu" STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Nov 2 01:28:51 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Rjece, age 7 What do you call two burglars? A pair of knickers! STINK RATING - Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to his flat-mate! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440