P442 Teletext 442 Nov 3 23:31:20 ——————— ————————————————— MOO COW AND SNORT PIG are having fish for tea. I'm flabbergasted. CARR T'QUIXOTIC AND FEY QUISLING feels like the life has been sucked out of her and left her an empty husk when she listens to Paul Weller. Sounds painful. RJDEYES wants to know what's happened to the yeomen in Starfleet. The drycleanjrs lost the uniforms. HAZEL starts the ball rolling: living on earth is expensive but it does include a free trip around the sun. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Write in with your maxims and sayings. WE NEED ALL THE ADVICE WE CAN GET Goss Music Scripts TVP442 Teletext 442 Nov 3 23:37:50 ——————— ————————————————— BOOK RJVIJW - JOHN HEGLEY FIVE SUGARS PLEASE This is a collection of poems by John Hegley, a regular guest on the Mark Radcliffe Show. It is a very funny book, with a few drawings by the author. Subject matter ranges from flannels to Christmas. The best poems are the funniest. It's a really good read. Mute Witness, Happy Shopper, ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Don't bust a gut if your letter is cut! LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Scripts TVP442 Teletext 442 Nov 3 23:34:21 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE What rubbish the Sun paper makes up! First they say Liam Gallagher's getting engaged. Then they say the Boo Radleys are splitting up. What next? Louise Wenjr is becoming a nun? Supergrass are shaving their side- burns? Or maybe Suede are replacing Richie Oakjs with Robbie Williams? Knowing the Sun, it's all probable! Angel Interceptor ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Hacks have to make a living, you know. IF IT RELIEVES THE MONOTONY, GREAT! Goss Music Scripts TVP442 Teletext 442 Nov 3 23:15:54 ——————— ————————————————— PRICELESS THINGS 1 Love 2 Friends 3 Happiness 4 Adrenalin rushes (natural ones) 5 Emotions 6 Memories 7 A family 8 An education 9 Respect 10 Glory Steve The Enigma ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Have you chilled out today? MAYBE I SHOULD JOIN YOU!!! Goss Music Scripts TVP442 Teletext 442 Nov 3 23:27:11 ——————— ————————————————— ALBUM REVIEW - MORNING GLORY BY OASIS Hello. Are the Beatles back together? It sure sounds like it. It's fine to write songs that slightly resemble the Beatles' songs but not to COPY them and make an album of 'em. This just shows how overrated Gallagher is. He's good. He aim't God. And he certainly aim't Squire. The Happy Indie Lad ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Time out on the Morning Glory reviews ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, COMPRJNDE? Goss Music Scripts TVP442 Teletext 442 Nov 3 23:36:44 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR MEGAZINE It'll soon bj Bonfire Night, so it's very important to remember some rules: 1 Light your firework at arm's length 2 If it doesn't go off, don't pick it up and try to re-light it 3 Animals are scared of big bangs so keep your pets in. Splat Meringue ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Don't bust a gut if your letter is cut! LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Scripts TV