P498 Teletext 498 Nov 3 23:36:29 ———————— —————————————————————————— Glug here with more of your stinky jokes! Keep sending the best ones in!! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Laugh till your sides hurt!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Nov 3 23:34:49 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Shiraz, aged 13 Why can't cars play football? They only have one boot! STINK RATING - By Garry, aged 7 What's small and sounds like a parrot A carrot! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TU5NER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Nov 3 23:07:10 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Keith, aged 7 What's got sex feet and can't move? Two yards! SKINS RATING - Why did Mickey Mouse go into space? To find Pluto! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440