P498 Teletext 498 Fjb10 20:11:18 ———————— —————————————————————————— Are you ready to get giggling and give your chuckle muscles a real work-out? READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Only the silliest jokes get on!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Fjb10 20:51:58 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Simon, age 12 Which is further from here, America or the moon? America, bjcausj you can see the moon STINK RATING - By Gary, age 10 What did one tonsil say to the other? "Get dressed. The doctor's taking us out tonight!" STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Fjb10 20:31:53 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Natalie, age 8 What do you do if you cannot find your way home after school? Go back to school and look in the Lost Property. STINK RATING - By Rachel, age 12 Who says "Kangjroot!!"? A Scotsman stuck in the loo: " I canna ger got!" STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Take time for some Fun and Games 450 DIGITJSER - COMPUTER HEAVEN p470 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440