P496 Teletext 496 Mar 2 22:03:15 O    O      O O                            OOO BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 9: WORM'S EYE VIEW Trapped inside Otto Mater's head, Turner suspects he's beginning to return to his normal sjzj! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Mar 2 22:54:52  2/6 Conj on, Goldblum - I need to reach Mater's mouth before I get too big!     O             O OOO                    &?£££o  O &')÷    &7     &    &    O       Wait, Mr Worm. Look - we'vj  reached Mater's eyes! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Mar 2 22:34:13  3/6 GASP! He's already reached the International Brainbox Conference - hj must be ready to shrink everyone!      I have a plan!        O      O                        O      & O &   &5           &'   &/!    Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Mar 2 22:49:23 AND SO..  4/6  Raise your hands, smart alics - I intend to shrink you and eat you! Ha!      O *|<|||||| ÷     O                  *+k?/* "?'{*   *j7b0÷) m;o÷*   **2o*.{t         O )wn           This is an outrage!' |||pp  Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Mar 2 22:48:42  5/6 'hat.. what is happening? I appear to bj.. to be.. BLUB.. crying! Blub.    O                              O                                'h}tssssssssr÷}r3   Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Mar 2 22:48:24    6/6 That's it, Turner, keep punching his tear ducts! The more hj cries - the less he'll bj able to see!   *     *       *                                                           )       O  O            O         MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440