P442 Teletext 442 Mar30 00:54:59 ——————— ————————————————— JON E P wants the world to know that Chris Evans is gorgeous! SURLY HERMIT If one cannot send a decent envelope to WLW, then please do not bother writing again! RAGING INDIE BUTTERFLY says you can get a pint of milk from your local Spar shop for a mere 32p! THE MEATLESS PUPPET is totally obsessed with APPLES, and needs help! MIDNIGHT MUFFIN wants to try the planet ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Pluto next with Dr Strange, but needs TO KNOW IF HE IS UP FOR IT! Goss Music Sort it TV+P442 Teletext 442 Mar30 00:54:10 ——————— ————————————————— TO ALL METAL DUDES Wj must unite to rid the world of all other people. Especially two indie freaks named Liz and Anna, who mock our way of life. Wj must take over, as other people are too narrow-minded to accept us. Headbanging rules forever! See you in the mosh pit! Female Versions of Wayne and Garth ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— SEND YOUR AMUSING OR BEMUSING MUSINGS MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Sort it TV+P442 Teletext 442 Mar30 00:58:12 ——————— ————————————————— 4 STRANGE THINGS ABOUT THE SOAPS 1. Have Cindy & Ian Beale's children been abducted bz aliens? 2. Are Take That splitting up so that Gary can resume his role as Tugg in Home & Away? 3. Why doesnWt Jack Duckworth get a new pair of glasses now that hj is richer? 4. Did Ethel's Willy really die or is it another case of alien abduction? Jacks Optical Appliance Plaster ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— You went on way too much. WE COULD ONLY FIT 4 ON! Goss Music Sort it TV+P442 Teletext 442 Mar30 00:52:54 ——————— ————————————————— WHAT HO 'ZINESTERS Thought I'd better let you know that Basjngstokj is set to declare indjpjndjnce, shares in concrete are about to rocket, and our President has declared an Amnesty for all 'Zine writers. Must dash, someone has just suggested raising the school leaving age to 60, thjrebz solving unemployment! Toodle pip! RODDERS ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Don't have a fit if we cut out a bit! MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Sort it TV+P442 Teletext 442 Mar30 00:53:55 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR ALL Programmer you enjoy when you are bored or stressed out of your mind: Countdown - you play the word games. This Morning - you phone in. Esther - you shout excitedly at the screen. Newsnight - You find it fascinating. The Musk ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— If you watch thjsj programmjs, you are TOO OLD AND SAD TO BE WRITING TO US! Goss Music Sort it TV+P442 Teletext 442 Mar30 00:53:47 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR WZINE READER STOP stereotyping people bjcausj of which part of the country they come from. Why Because if you do that about people who come from different countries, you are called racist. So you think it's alright to do it in your own country. Stereotypjrs = SAD. Get Lives. Demonica, Aka Demon Queen of Indie. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— I hereby ban all STEREOTZPERS from APPEARING ON THE 'ZINE AGAIN! Goss Music Sort it TV+