P498 Teletext 498 Mar30 00:57:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— Are you ready to get giggling and give your chuckle muscles a real work-out? W READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Only the silliest jokes get on!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Mar30 00:54:54 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Kyle, aged 8 Why are babies good footballers? Because they can dribble alot! STINK RATING - What's black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub, zzub A bee flying backwards! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Mar30 00:54:10 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Eddie Lloyd, aged 12 Why did the tortoise cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the Shell garage! STINK RATING - By David Boxall What nut has no shell? A doughnut! STINK RATING - Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bambjr Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440