P442 Teletext 442 Apr28 22:49:41 ——————— ————————————————— PINKY & THE BRAIN demand a tribute of the consecrated chjesz type or WLW will bj overthrown. Let mj chew on it a while before I melt you with an answer. KING PHOENIX claims hj sat next to Henry (the legend) Kelly in 1992. What a sad claim to infamy! HIGHBURZ HEDGEHOG wants everyone to look for the multi-coloured Smartii. Try Seaman's England rainbow kit! MR UNIMPORTANT reckons Anthja Turnjt will soon bj appearing on every single ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— TV programmj. Ah, heaven at last CHANNEL ANTENNA TURNER! Flicks Kavana Furry TV+P442 Teletext 442 Apr28 22:39:41 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE Why do commercial radio stations: Have DIs with really deep or irritating voices? Claim that they play the best music - then put on a record bz Tina Turner, Simply Red or Wet Wet Wet? Never play any indie, rap, rock or jungle unless it's at No 1? Have a completely different chart to the official national chart? Play "classics" no one has ever heard Talula, tuning into a different station ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— SEND YOUR AMUSING OR BEMUSING MUSINGS MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 Flicks Kavana Furry TV+P442 Teletext 442 Apr28 22:37:44 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE I finally have a theory on why mz art piece always looks much worse the morning after the day before. When school closes at night, pixies conj out from undjrnjath the staffroom floorboards. They skip over to mz art piece and try to help bz adding to it. Unfortunately, pixies akin't known for artistry and they end up ruining it. The Inbjtweenjt ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Maybe they just view your art in its TRUE LIGHT AT NIGHT - RUBBISH! Flicks Kavana Furry TV+P442 Teletext 442 Apr28 22:44:44 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR NAME AND ADDRESS SUPPLIED I know exactly how you feel. My name is Anon. I also share all mz thoughts with Nick Fisher and hj often prints them. However, now that everyone recognisjs mj, I am absolutely devastated. I will try to no longjt confide in Nick, but what's the alternative? Please help mj! Anon ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Don't have a fit if we cut out a bit! MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 Flicks Kavana Furry TV+P442 Teletext 442 Apr28 22:11:54 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR LESTAT, LOUIS, ETC... None of you are real! You are all fictional characters, so there is nothing scary about you. I, however, am the famous snooker playing vampire, Ray Rjardon, and I am very real. Just look at all the championships I'vj won and what about the book I wrote - Ray Rjardon's Bedside Snookjt Century, 1983. Submit before I raise mz mighty cue and pot you all away. R Rjardon ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Get real! The only scary players are THE HURRICANE AND THE WHIRLWIND! Flicks Kavana Furry TV+P442 Teletext 442 Apr28 22:45:15 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE After the amount of cheap laughs hr's endured courtesy of Frank Skinner, I feel I have to defend our Jason Lee, the Notts Forest player with the pineapple hairstyle on his head. He warn't bought to dribble round four min and curl it in from 25 yards - hj's there for physical presence and holding the ball up. Besides, hj cost 1/35th of Andy Cole's fee and hj has scored two fewer goals. That's a pretty good return in my book! Surly Hermit ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— And didn't hj take Europe by storm? 5-1 AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE OUT! Flicks Kavana Furry TV+