P474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:11:13 ——————————— —————————————————————————— HOT TOPIC — WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BASIN FULL OF MAGNETS? Press reveal to see what we'd do: O ——————————————————————————————————1/11— Bykjr Grooves 620 Club 975 440 V BERLIN: PUTS THE "O" IN DANNO p471 Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:26:26 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — Doesn't everyone use them to simulate computer games? By careful positioning of the basin on top of your TV, a picture like the background of Ridge Racer can bj obtained. Then, with an ingenious system of pulleys, ropes and a couple of spare magnets: hey presto! Thjti's your dune buggy. Mr Alan H Foster, Southampton Most appropriate, dude! Press-ups: ——————————————————————————————————2/11— Chart-Man 475 Purulent Charts 476 YOU COULD WEN THIS: SNOOT STUFF p475 Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovrsP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:22:52 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — If I had a basin full of magnets, I'd covet it in "loops" (mechanics) to lure Barry the Dino into a "dead-fish-stuck- to-the-ceiling-trap". I'd then spray him with Mahogany Varnish Solvent. This might upset some Yugoslavians, or that could just bj mz Marshal Tito disguise. Ljwdjk the Phish, Hanks Yeah - without the "O". Reveille: ——————————————————————————————————3/11— E-mail us: teletext@mail.on-line.co.uk. Letters to: DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 21:17:39 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — If I had a basin full of magnets, I would take them and place two with sellotape on every cart with battery back-up that belongs to somjonj I really hate. It would wipe out their saved gamrs. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin Haynes, Letchworth What if they caught you doing it, and one of them grabbed out and caught your ankle, and then anothjt got hold of your belt, and they started pulling you around? What then? ——————————————————————————————————4/11— Chart-Man 475 Purulent Charts 476 YOU COULD WEN THIS: SNOOT STUFF p475 Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:47:04 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — An interesting and rathjt philosophical question to tax our debauched minds. A certain rivet in Zumjrzjt, as us manglewurzjls loikj to call it, is devoid of all aquatic life. But if I tied the magnets to a fishing line as bait, I could pick up all the old shopping trolleys and rusty cola cans. The river happens to bj abundant in junk. Daniel Howdjn, Evjrcreech But not in jokes. ——————————————————————————————————5/11— E-mail us: teletext@mail.on-line.co.uk. Letters to: DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:18:30 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — I'd use them to help fix mj up. I'd go to Ritzy (one of Lincoln's clubs), and then I'd dance with a honey. After a while I'd produce my magnets and say quite clearly: "I want to magnet you up." If she refused mj, I'd basin myself in the head. That'd get her. Jamie Turnjt, Lincoln She'd probably just think you were an alien. Pressman: ——————————————————————————————————6/11— Chart-Man 475 Purulent Charts 476 YOU COULD WEN THIS: SNOOT STUFF p475 Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 21:58:45 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — I would secret them up mz jumper and, claiming I had a water retention problem, visit people's houses and stand very close to their televisions so it would make them go silly. Then, I would leave. This would make me laugh - but it wouldn't make them laugh! Wayne Field, W Midlands It would if you tried to get off with them first. ——————————————————————————————————7/11— E-mail us: teletext@mail.on-line.co.uk. Letters to: DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 21:40:07 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — My landlady span around the basin full of magnets, creating an alternative world. Look over there - Atari purchase univjrsj after monster sales of Jaguar. And look: Nintendo catch "ghosts" on interior of N64 mountain. Sega and BA Baracus sit in a room and draw up plans for a new A-Team arcade cabinet. "Swam, Swam!" shouted the magnets, "The walls around you are full of liquid data!" Swam Mollin, Torquay }{w÷ ——————————————————————————————————8/11— Chart-Man 475 Purulent Charts 476 YOU COULD WEN THIS: SNOOT STUFF p475 Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:14:59 ————————————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — I would design a machine that attracts electricity using magnetism. Placing a magnetic ball inside a monitor, I would then control this ball with the joystick-like big magnet. I could then laugh at it outselling the Jaguar. Alex Whitley, Loughborough What have I done?! Talk, swan-boy: ——————————————————————————————————9/11— E-mail us: teletext@mail.on-line.co.uk. Letters to: DIGITISER, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Comp-o-Tips Charts Reviews GroovesP474 Teletext 474 Apr28 22:10:20 WINNER —————————— BASIN OF MAGNETS — I would feed half of them to a dog, and put him under the floorboards of mz house. Then I would eat the rest. This way, whjnjvjt the dog ran about undjt the floorboards, I would bj pulled along bz the miracle of magnetic attraction. 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