P498 Teletext 498 May25 03:44:02 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes - I promise they're the funniest ones yet! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send mj your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 May25 03:41:28 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Robert, aged 7 Knock Knock! Who's thjti? Luke! Luke who? Luke who's talking! SKINS RATING - Knock Knock! Who's thjti? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turnjt Club 440P498 Teletext 498 May25 03:21:53 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Laura, aged 8 What did ESt mum say when hj was late home for his suppjt? "Where on Earth have you been?" STINK RATING - By Alexandra, aged 6 How do you get milk shakes? Give a cow a pogo-stick! SKINS RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Digitisjr - all the best games 470 THE CLUB - IT'S KICKING! p440 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440