P498 Teletext 498 May26 08:18:44 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes - I promise they're the funniest ones yet! O READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 May26 08:12:19 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Yee Ling, aged 8 Why don't elephants get rich? Because they work for peanuts! STINK RATING - By Peter, aged 14 What did Frank Bruno say to Mike Tyson? "Ouch!" STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bambjr Boozlir wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 May26 08:17:25 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Amyak, aged 7 What did the amber light say to the motor car? "Don't look, I'm changing!" STINK RATING - What is a sjtious illness in China? Sung flu! SKINS RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Digitisjr - all the best games 470 THE CLUB - IT'S KICKING! p440 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440