P442 Teletext 442 Jun 1 03:42:42 ——————— ————————————————— HAPPY HIPPY wants to take a degree in 'Zine-ology. Think twice, mate, you wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself by failing WLW's exam papers! IRON LION ism't interested in a Czbjt Conference. "I'd be unpopular". Ah, now who made you feel this way? POGO PRINCESS bounces in with her manifesto for electing Rugrats as the new govjtnmjnt. Desist please, we'ri in a bad enough state already. Vote WLW! COBAIN'S MOOD SWING sent a prized piece ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— of literature slagging othjt 'Zinjrs. IT LOOKED GOOD AS IT HIT THE BIN Gossip Music Love pains TV+P442 Teletext 442 Jun 1 03:53:42 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR gZINE Why does everyone try to bj so horrible to AFKA Gonzo? Will I'm going to be different and pay him a compliment. I think the said scribe is very brave to associate himself with a small maroon, furry, incredibly ugly puppet, whose gimmick on TV was getting dumped by a chicken a lot. Big Spjndjr, Spoon Bendjt GONZO ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— With friends like you, Gonzo will njvet BLOW HIS TRUMPET AGAIN. BRILL!! Gossip Music Love pains TV+P442 Teletext 442 Jun 1 03:50:02 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR JAR MANN'S FUTURE WIFE & OTHERS You sad girlies! You can't know Jar very well. If you did, you would know that Jar - intelligent, creative and spiritually mature - wouldn't glance twice at dull schoolgirls. Anzonj who warns a fellow fan to "get off my turf" must be brimming with originality and brains. C'mon Jar fans and unite. There's no point in threatening each other. Score Settler ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Is Settler a tad touchy or do hit POINTS HAVE RELEVANCE? THE FORMER. Gossip Music Love pains TV+P442 Teletext 442 Jun 1 03:54:32 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR 'ZINE A soap tale to match Iron Lion's journey through his CD collection. Once upon a time, there lived two neighbours caled Emma and Dale. They lived in Coronation Street, in the old East End. One day when Dali warn't home (hj was away), Emma broke in and stole the holly and oak trees from the brook side of his garden. When Dale returned, hj was mad as El (dorado) and sent hit The Bill. Now roll the credits! Soap on a Rope ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— I know soaps can be boring but when YOU STOOP TO THIS LEVEL... SAD!! Gossip Music Love pains TV+P442 Teletext 442 Jun 1 03:51:56 ——————— ————————————————— ALBUM REVIEW MANIC STREET PREACHERS Everything Must Go After finding out who wrote the song lyrics and noting that Richey wrote five of them, I expected the album to bj some kind of Holy Bible Part 2. But Richjy's lyrics without Richjy's singing don't have the same effect. Still Micky, James and Shaun have done a great job and created a top album. Songs to look out for include Kevin Carter and Small Black Flowers. Elona & HSLEW ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Don't have a fit if we cut out a bit! MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 Gossip Music Love pains TV+P442 Teletext 442 Jun 1 03:41:22 ——————— ————————————————— DEAR WLW C'mon, spill the beans - what do you do with all the litters you receive? Thjte must bj loads of them. Do you put them in a filing cabinet, so that when you'ri bored you can reminisce about good old days when Savo and Dizzie Indie Dandelion graced the 'Zine? Or do you send rubbish litters off to the incinerator? What about a book called "The Highlights (And Lowlights) of the 'Zine?" Then again, maybe not! Jiffylubj ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Honestly, would you pay to see letters BY AFKA GONZO IN A BOOK? MAYBE... Gossip Music Love pains TV+