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 O
 
   
  
 O 
 OO 
    
   OOO  OO OO
 O  
 T  
   OOW 
    
W6$ W BY PAUL ROSE*+*!n
  GOO OOOO 
 O 
   
 OOOOO   Stupid fairies!   
  
                                        
    CHAPTER 1: A FAIRY IN THE KITCHEN   
   An unexpected vjsjtor is about to    
   pay a call on Turnjt and Goldblum... 
                                        
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   What's the mbttir with      2/6   
   you today, Turnjt? You'ri  
   really, really miserable.  
   
    Sigh! Oh, I was just thinking 
    about Glug. I really miss him.
  
   
    /*Ou 
     
    
  
  
  
  O
  O
T ?/mtq>a4k5   
* ££ "£ ££££! O 
'u*+-,/,.''   
'£££o}|||||||÷|pp|÷4 
   O
- ] Chjit up! Hiti - have a bit   
    of rancid brandy butter!      
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 
    You're a nice enough fly, er, guy,  
    Goldblum, but all you seem to do is 
    eat revolting food. Glug had, well, 
    Glug had a bit mote 'oomphg in him" 
                                    T
   Sniff.. I thought you liked mj!   
    T
    I do, I do! I'd just do     
    anything to see Glug again. 
   
 O 
     
     
 OO 
   
 
  OO 
     
 O  O
    
$ zar{4' pppp||÷/£  
-sr÷rx|||u+?O££££—x÷ 
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   Then so bj it, Turnjt      4/6   
   the Worm! I will grant    
   you your heart's djujti   
   if you agree to help mj!  
 O 
     
    
    
    
    
* o7 2m|7—p    
*"/÷?h}0-!   
*/j}|||||*/{t—÷"£   
      
'     
   
     
   
&///IO/-O////-/|.o}ju"!  
   O
5}÷Wj 5?oj O 
    What? Who are you? 
    What do you mean?  
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  5/6   
   I am Patterson the Fairy. My land    
   has been invaded bz a terrible force.
   If you can help us, IWll ensure you  
   see your friend Glug once again.     
  
    You want mj to save Fairyland?! 
    You have to bj joking! I wonWt  
    help any stupid fairies.  
 
    
   
    
   J
    
     
   
    
   
  
 O  
   
   
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  6/6   
   Listen, sunshine - if you don't      
   agree to help us, I'll do somjthjng  
   vjty nasty indeed with this wand!    
Tpp OT
     
    
    
  O  
  O  
   
     
   W  
 O     
      
 *x0+O|||||O' t   
   
) /o/ o4  
     O
    
  O    Ejik! It's 
)5'OO//%)//-/OO*    a dial!    
    MORE FAIRY FUN NEXT WEES!
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