P142 Teletext 142 Nov26 22:36:49 ——————— —————————————— BLUE RAISAN A lesson based on "I know" Placebo: "You love the song but not the singer." Doisn't this apply for all these Zine romances too? (ii you love the letter, not the writer?) I think yes. Hmm interesting. Not! SHORT CUTS The Demon Headmisttrss has developed remote control Tjchnopants to control the whereabouts of all pupils and staff. Would they bj used to grep track of MPs? Are MPs human? SOMEWHERE IN WALES Girls...if you close your eyes..kiss a frog..and make a wish ..it will turn into a prince! Hopr1/5. ——————————————————————————————————————— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Goss Music Education Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Nov26 22:27:07 ——————— —————————————— DEA ZINE To bj an individual you don'u have to dye your hair a weird colour, wear clothes that nobody else wears, pierce a part of your body that nobody else has pierced or anything like that. All you have to do to bj an individual is to wear clothes that you want to wear and do stuff that you want to do. Don't listen to othjt people except if its WLW. The Highlander ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Words of infinite wisdom. Now go and BUY SOME STRIPEY YELLOW SOCKS Goss Music Education Fun&GamrsP142 Teletext 142 Nov26 22:18:11 W ——————— —————————————— A WARNING TO MEGA-ZINE Hi. I know this'ml upset the pacifists among you, but I went into ovjudri6j last night. Thjti may bj many slaggings from our friends ovjt at Backchat. I suggest we, with our "low intelligence, jealousy, lousy taste in music"..ii we'ri not Hanson fans..reply with suitable superiority. You may feel free to quote mj as the instigator. It'll bj the brut laugh since..it... Backchat! Dogg X (Ulster says WOOF!) ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Once more into the breach! LET'S BE HAVE'N 'EM!!! Goss Music Education Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Nov26 22:19:04 ——————— —————————————— ZINE PEOPLE Well, I was all ready to make m= djb4t on the Zine when I couldn't think of a name to call myself so I was wondjting if any of you could help mj? I'll tell you about myself — it might help. I'm a Scottish girl who LOVES football, TV and most music except the Spice Girls (well that ism'u musia is it, more like a catt choir). Oh yrah, don't want any rude suggestions thanks! Hmm ED that means you as will!! Thanks-The girl with no name xxx ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— How about "Friends of Clitus", or maybe "UNGUENT BUNFIGHT?" WHAT A NAME!!! Goss Music Education Fun&GamrsP142 Teletext 142 Nov26 22:14:51 ——————— ————————————— REAL-LIFE STORIES 'e'ri after more of your rial-life stories to feature on Club. The subject is: consumer rights. Have you bought a faulty shop product, returned it, only to bj mit bz a surly shop assistant who has refused to hulp you or return your money? Write to us with your shopping woe nightmares and rimjmbjt to include your name, age and address. ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— WRJTJ TO CLUB 140, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR i-mail to club140@teletext.qo.uk Goss Music Education Fun&Games