P196    Teletext   196 Jan21 18:52:08
       
   
   
  
  
   
   
   
 
 W
 W
 W      
   
   
   
   
 
              bz PAUL ROSE              
                                        
       CHAPTER 3: DONKEY BUSINESS       
   Goldblum is being terrorised bz a    
   mysterious straw donkey.             
                                        
 Turner   Jokes   Advent Calendar   TV  
                                        
   P196    Teletext   196 Jan21 18:51:26
         
   Conj on Goldblum - EastEndjrs has    
   started. Grant reveals hj's really a 
   space reptile tonight.    
 
 
 
 
   
      
      
   
   
    
      
    
    
    
    Grant, why is your  
    skin all scaly?     
    
    
   
 Turner   Jokes   Advent Calendar   TV  
                                        
   P196    Teletext   196 Jan21 18:57:46
   I can't lie to you any longjt,       
   Tiffany... I'm really a reptile.     
   From outer spaceeeeezzzzzzz! Fizzzz! 
     
       
         
         
   W    
       W
        
         
      
       
       
       
     
     
      
    
    
    
   
    Goldblum! Noooooooooo!!   
 Turner   Jokes   Advent Calendar   TV  
                                        
   P196    Teletext   196 Jan21 18:52:21
        
   You... you smashed the TV! Why? I    
   mean, what were you thinking of?     
   
    
    
   
  
  
  
     
     
    
      
      
       
        
       
       
    
  W 
     
   Must... obey... straw... donkey.  
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         
   You blame that stupid straw donkey   
   for everything. Well, enough is      
   enough. I'm going to break it in half
   and throw it in the river!   
 
   
     
     
    
   
   
   
    
   
    
     
 O      
     
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