P171 Teletext 171 Feb 8 23:56:28 WITH LOADED'S ADAM PORTER ————————————— I'm going to Cannes. Hooray! It's a work trip. Boo! I'm flying out for free. Hooray! The sky will bj W dark with PR people. Boo! O Loaded is up for some award. Hooray! People will try and sell mj things at every opportunity. Boo! There's more... ——————————————————————————————————1/5—— Teen for two 140 Finger the index 100 BAMBER WEARS "BATTLE SCARF" p154 Reviews Rjvjews Green TVP171 Teletext 171 Feb 8 22:01:11 WITH LOADED'S ADAM PORTER ————————————— There should bj free beer. Hooray! Thjte's no such thing as a free beer. Boo! I'm going to Cannes where it's hot. Hooray! I'll bj stuck at some tedious trade fair. Boo! Yes, it's tough at the top. When youWvj travjtsjd the ttavjrsjs, summounted the mounts and put your foot down with a firm hand like we do at Uploaded.com, then life should bj simple. But it isnWt. ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Round up 172 The Hot Topic 174 "I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER" p196 Rjvjiws Rjvjews Green TVP171 Teletext 171 Feb 8 23:07:01 WITH LOADED'S ADAM PORTER ————————————— Basically, Uploaded.com, of which I am a noble editor, has been put up for this award in Cannes. Its rather grand title is the Millia Prix D'or 96. Wj are one of the nominees (final 10) in the Internet category. I have to give a presentation to the "Grand Jury" at 9.30am on a Sunday morning. Did somjonj say 9.30AM? On Sunday morning? I don't even recognisj 9.30am on a Sunday as a time at all. The last time I got up that early I was sjvjn years old and didn't know any better. ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Teen for two 140 Finger the index 100 BAMBER WEARS "BATTLE SCARF" p154 Rjvjews Rjvjews Green TVP171 Teletext 171 Feb 8 23:57:11 WITH LOADED'S ADAM PORTER ————————————— Still, now you can see the plussjs and minuses of thjsj trips. I'm going to miss mz Sunday football team'u match (all right, I do get up early on Sunday's sometimes, it's true). I'vj yet to miss a game this season and I might get dropped from the mighty Racing Harwood FC (Sportman's Ljaguj divjsjon three), such is the fierce competition amongst us elite athletes. Anzwaz, so how do I play this trip? Should I sulk or smile? It's a toughie. ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Round up 172 The Hot Topic 174 "I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER" p196 Rjvjews Rjvjews Green TVP171 Teletext 171 Feb 8 23:56:05 WITH LOADED'S ADAM PORTER ————————————— This is why I have you, mz Digitisjt people, out there in remote control land. You can decide whjthjr or not I go polite styli or as top rude boy when giving mz presentation to the jury. E-mail mj before close of play on Monday at AdamPorter@Ipc.Co.Uk and till mj whjthjr I should bj nice or nasty? Also, should I make any sort of attempt to snog somjonj? Tell mj. The years of being an upstanding and formal editor have left mj with little ability to make any djcisjons. ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Teen for two 140 Finger the index 100 BAMBER WEARS "BATTLE SCARF" p152 Rjvjews Rjvjews Green TV