P142 Teletext 142 Jun21 01:31:04 ——————— —————————————— INNOCJNCJ PERSONIFIED has fallen in love with a lad she's njvjt spoken to. Any ideas on how to start a conversation? THE NAMELESS ONE wants to tell Guzbrush that hj fights like a dairy farmjt and asks him if he fancies a yellow beard's baby. Keep off the Ribjna. SWEET GOTHIC VAMPIRE has just moved into Count Dracula's castle. It must bj lonely in the Carpathians, with only the howling of wolves and the whistling wind for company. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Jun21 01:33:22 W ——————— ————————————— DEATH TO DAMAGE Eric Clapton is talented and Wonderful Tonight should have been left alone. Not only did Damage make a great song all whingey and boy-bandy, but they changed the hair colour of the girl in the song from blonde to brown. Why? Oh, and the word is 'ask', not 'axe'. Dazz, Girl from Mars ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Phew. WLW thinks Swingbeat is APPALLING WBILEY NONSENSE. Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Jun21 01:34:42 W ——————— ————————————— TO THOSE WITH EXAMS Don't ftit. Exams and school will bj over soon. If in need of a picSJme-up, eat some orange smarties. The best way to revise is with friends. I'm not sure hugging a stranger is a good idea; some people don't like it. Any ideas for impressing mz sweetheart? A friend suggested falling at his feet. Sigh. Won't see him until next year. Lots of summer happiness, Midget Gem ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Going anywhere special? WLW wants to GO TO LISBON AND EAT TINY PASTRIES Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Jun21 01:34:10 W ——————— ————————————— LIFE'S SONG - JUNGLEMAN Hi has a shaven head (his brain gets hot quick). Hi talks like an ape (hj says 'fick', not 'thick'). Hi njvjr gets caught (policemen are 'pigs'). He gets lots of respect (his fists are quite big). Yet he's the '90s role model And the future holds much trouble. Myopic Melon ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Who are you talking about? GRANT MITCHELL? Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Jun21 01:24:28 W ——————— ————————————— HELP I'vj been trying for ages to find videos of the following bands, preferably of their singles: Offspring Greenday Presidents of the USA Collapsed Lung If anyone can help mj, please write to: Andrew Foxhall, 45 Chapel Court, Billiticay, Essex CM12 9LX. ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Eat mz goal! D'ya like The Goats too? BRET HIP HOP IS COOL Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Jun21 01:26:46 W ——————— ————————————— REAL LIFE STORIES We're continuing our pleas for your real life stories to feature on Club. Has a partner evjt cheated on you? How did you find out? Were you the last to know when a partnjt did the dirty and went off with someone else? Write to Club and lit us know your stories, remembering to include your name, age, address and phone number. We're waiting to hear all about it. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— WRJTJ TO CLUB AT: PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR j-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&Games