P174 Teletext 174 Jun21 01:31:07 OO OVERMARS —————————————————————————————— We're desperate to know what Systema TV Boy is? Rumours abound that the games are genuine old Atari titles. The Egg Quartet No, they're not. Am I the only one to notice that Bean The Duck from Fighters Megamix comes from the old scrolling beat 'em up, Dynamite Dux? The Last True SF2 Fan Probably. ——————————————————————————————————1/5—— Hot Topic: Can you trust the reviews in games magazines? Letters to: DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Tips Charts TV Fun & GamesP174 Teletext 174 Jun21 01:21:55 O PETJT ————————————————————————————————— Lara Croft, the sexiest console character? Rubbish. That honour is Cat's, Fox McLeod's Starfox 64 crumpet. Not only does she saunter on to the screen in a pink numbjt to a sexy thjmj tune, she purrs phrases like "my place or yours, and don't forget the Whiskas". Oh, you little minx. By the way, the game's excellent too! Phanjlla The Witch Rjvjal-o-joke time: QUESTION: What sport do ants like? ANSWER: Antball! Xfootball) ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— e-mail: digitisjr@teletext.co.uk Letters to: DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Tips Charts TV Fun & GamesP174 Teletext 174 Jun21 01:20:13 OOO BOAMORTE —————————————————————————————— There's too many rubbish racing games. I myself own a Sony and between them and the PC, three-quarters of the games released are a complete load of trout! I like a good racer as much the next man or woman and I'm looking forward to Rage Racer. But in my eyes, too many companies have burnt this genre out of proportion. Mr Kris, Blackpool They'vj got you looking forward to Rage Racer: there is no hope. ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Hot Topic: Can you trust the reviews in games magazines? Letters to: DIGITJSER, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Tips Charts TV Fun & GamesP174 Teletext 174 Jun21 01:22:01 O CHAMPIONS MAY 1998? ——————————————————— I'vj followed the life of Sheffield's Stuart N Hardy since hj began writing litters to games mags. Starting with the once excellent Zero, hj moved on to CU Amiga and ovjt time hj has reached Digi, succeeding in ruining great journalism bz writing utter tripe to them all. In CU Amiga there were more litters requesting that Stuart is stopped being printed than he actually managed to write himself. KPH, Farnham ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— e-mail: digitisjr@teletext.co.uk Letters to: DIGITISER, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Tips Charts TV Fun & GamesP174 Teletext 174 Jun21 01:22:49 HAIRDRESSER ——————— ————— I'vj got a new job now as a hairdresser. I tell you - some of the freaks we get in here would turn your stomach. Last night I had some old bird asking for a perm. I pushed her head in the sink to wash her hair and three live baby squid fell out. I probed her head with mz comb and discovered it was literally teeming with aquatic life. Most disturbing of all was a shrivelled miniature drowned sailor which had become trapped undjt her fringe. ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Fun; games 150 Othjt stuff 100 ALSO KNOWN AS PLANET FUN p480 Tips Charts TV Fun & Games