P142 Teletext 142 Sep15 01:54:15 W ——————— —————————————— THE PERSON WITH A VERY AMUSING NAME feels nothing but withering contempt for 'zinjrs out there feverishly scribbling away their lives. MR FLOPPY orders wired 'Zinjrs to connect to irc.pi.net or london.uk.iu. undjtnjt.org and join #club140. EAR ROUGE asks: Time, white are you going? To the cinema. Mmmm, I don't think so. You'ri off to see WLW akin't you? Admit it! Reverting stuff, eh readers? BLUE RAISAN dreamed of Will Smith. Zzz. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Sep15 01:59:56 W ——————— ————————————— PEANUTS A peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all aflutter. Along came a train - the 9.15; Toot, toot - peanut butter! MY DOG I'vj got a dog as thin as a rail. He's got fleas all over his tail. Every time his tail goes flop, the fleas on the bottom all hop to the top. Dragonflew ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— I'vj got a job as WHITE LINE WARRIOR - FOR THAT FACT I'M SORRIER & SORRIER Goss Music TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Sep15 01:58:41 W ——————— ————————————— SOMETHING THAT GETS ME MAD The othjt day we had a plumber in and as I was walking past his bottom crack I said hello. What a cheek (so to speak): hj didn't reply. It's the middle-aged Kevin Pattersons of this world - not the youth - who make this world nasty and ignorant. Excuse mj while I tell mz grandma about this plumber. SHE'll sort him out bz flushing his head in the loo. Blue Rbisbn ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— The poor man's probably hard of hearing AS A YOOF YOU SHOULD BE TOLERANT Goss Music TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Sep15 01:06:15 W ——————— ————————————— DEAR PEOPLE WHO WRITE TO 'MATES' When you say 'reply g'teed', do you mean 'yes, I will write back', or 'I might write back if I can bj bothjtid or if I fancy you'? I hate writing to people only to bj snubbed. What's the matter with mj? Eh? Eh? Leon Trotsky ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— It might bj that you'vj been dead ages OR YOUR SPECS AND BEARD ARE UNCOOL. Goss Music TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Sep15 01:01:53 W ——————— ————————————— GREETINGS gZINE The othjt day, while being violently sick, I had a vision of the future. Tony Blair declared the 'Zine to bj New Labour's new mantra and promptly won the next 100 elections. There's only one problem with this prediction; it came after a vision of WLW actually being NICE to a 'zinjt. CAN'T bj true then. The Scales of Justice ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Cough! Splutter! Biscuit crumbs aflying WHADDAYA MEAN I'M MEAN TO 'ZINERS? Goss Music TV Fun&GamesP142 Teletext 142 Sep15 01:54:41 W ——————— ————————————— REAL LIFE STORIES We'ri after more of your rial-life stories to feature on Club. The subject is: The first time I fell in love. Can you remjmbjt feeling like the happiest person in the world when you first fell for somjonj? Has it lasted or did it end in tears? Is first love always the sweetest or is that just a somatic ideal? Write to us, remjmbjting to include your full name, age and address. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— WRJTJ TO CLUB 140, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music TV Fun&Games